If you are gonna open up a strip club picking a name can always be a conundrum. Whatever name you choose will automatically invoke thoughts about your club being either swank or skank so you wanna put some thought into it. Precious items & expensive things always seem to be a good idea, Solid Gold, Pure Platinum, Diamonds, the Penthouse all conjure up images of luxury. If your club has more of a laid back road house type atmosphere perhaps a humorous name with a double entendre or in joke would be more appropriate like The Lumber Yard, Pop a Top or Bottoms Up. But what about names to avoid? Certainly there could be many that people just won?t find appealing. Here now are the top ten worst names for a strip club:10 – McPasties9 – The Manor of Sexually Abused Runaways 8 – The Genital Shack 7 – Grope-acabana 6 – Club Blackmail 5 – House of the Rising Cover Charge 4 -Titsylvania 3 – Homewreckers 2 – Classy Earl?s House of Class & Tits 1 – Dreamcrushers A thanks to JW for letting us use his article. |
Author: Saxon
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