• Job centres can no longer carry adverts for vacancies as lap dancers or strippers.

    The coalition minister involved, the gaff prone Chris Grayling, has decreed that Job centres can no longer carry adverts for vacancies as lap dancers or strippers. The bizarre logic being that it may put pressure on the unemployed to take “sex industry” jobs and does not apply to jobs as bouncers, barmen, or cleaners in the clubs themselves. ...
  • Landlady of the Queen Anne pub in Vauxhall murdered

    Denise D’Courtenay who has been landlady of the Queen Anne pub in Vauxhall for over 30 years was murdered while on holiday in the Dominican Republic at the end of July. The Queen Anne was for many years the only strip pub south of the river and has been presenting striptease for nearly 50 years.In contrast there was double good news at ...
  • Glasgow council’s attempt to remove the license for Seventh Heaven was turned down

    Glasgow council’s attempt to remove the license for the Seventh Heaven club because of a very non explicit flyer was turned down and branded “absurd” by the Sheriff in a court judgement . Another triumph for “crackpot” Coleman  who has previously wasted ratepayers money by {unsuccessfully as usual} taking his own planning committee to ...
  • Sex encounter law to be introduced in Scotland

    While the new “sex encounter” law only applies in England and Wales there are moves afoot to introduce similar laws to make the closing down of trouble free clubs easier in Scotland An MSP called Sandra White {Scots Nats} is leading this nonsense in the Mickey McMouse parliament while Glasgow council’s James “crackpot” Coleman has ...
  • Sex encounter laws came into force on April 6th

    As planned the new sex encounter laws came into force on April 6th just beating the dissolving of parliament before the looming general election . While it seems highly likely that the architects of this nonsense { eg Harman author of “Blair’s Witches Project”} will be swept from power I suspect that the law is here to stay. The next ...
  • Cleopatra’s Lounge opening in Huddersfield.

    At the time of writing this it still looks like the new “sex encounter” law will come into force on the 6th of April. Scotland is not affected by this new law but I understand that Edinburgh council has had a sudden crackdown and banned full nude dancing in clubs in the city that have had it for over 25 years.A study by Kingston ...
  • The breakup of Spearmint Rhino has resulted in a new chain called Platinum Lace

    The breakup of Spearmint Rhino in the UK which was reported in this column last year has resulted in the creation of a new chain called Platinum Lace. Run by ex Spearmint CEO Simon Warr. The chain now operates the following strip clubs: Platinum Lace Leicester, Platinum Lace Glasgow, Platinum Lace Brighton, and Platinum Lace Norwich. A curren...
  • The new laws introduced by government are due to come on the 1st of April

    The idiot new laws introduced by this wretched government are apparently due to come into force on the appropriate date of 1st April . The full impact will probably not be felt until license renewals start to come in later in the year but more and more local authorities like Manchester are talking about imposing quotas for the lap dancing bars as ...
  • A considerable number of new strip clubs are still opening

      A considerable number of new strip clubs are still opening and several further new applications have been made. Whether those just making applications get affected by the new law remains to be seen, I suspect it will vary from council to council.       I hope all the regular readers had a good Christmas and have a ...
  • Sophisticats strippers pose with Alice Cooper

    Gorgeous strippers from Sophisticats Gentleman's Club join rock icon Alice Cooper on the Red Carpet at the Hammer Golden Gods Awards in London last week, at the Indig02 on Monday 13th June Where they met and posed with Alice Cooper who hosted the ceremony that night.  The giris also met Jaz Coleman from Killing Joke and Judas Priest and posed ...